If the number of calories in a birthday cake were equivalent to individual birthday wishes, Simon would be completely inundated by the Hummingbird Bakery Cookbook carrot cake made for him by Phoebe. It came out looking just like the picture, and fairly innocuous at that. But as she went along with the weighing and measuring, she became aware that the calories in the sunflower oil, walnuts, butter, cream cheese, sugar and the rest were adding up at an alarming rate.
Happy Birthday, Simon. 9780 times over.