St Petersburg? No. Hove, actually.
Borough Market? Hove, actually.
Knightsbridge? Hove, actually.
Madrid? Hove, actually.
Tooting? Hove, actually. (A book-reading cherub at Hove Library.)
Tate Gallery? Hove, actually. (The Coat of Many Colours c1926 by Louis Ginnett, on display at Hove Art Gallery)
Hove? No. This is Brighton. The railway station which is on the way to Hove, actually.
Our privincial towns are far from crap.