One of the best presents I ever received was a pineapple in a paper bag - given to me at a time when a pineapple was way beyond my student means. I remember being so thrilled when I took the fruit out of the bag and realised the act of generosity it constituted. I displayed that pineapple until I could bear its juicy temptations no longer, and it was the most delicious piece of fruit ever. And very romantic.
I was reminded of this personal passion fruit when I was in a very chic grocery with Alice recently. She went into raptures when she spotted a whole candied (or glace) pineapple - leaves and all. I couldn't not buy it for her as my own act of pineapple generosity and, besides, it is quite bewitching to look at. Plus it lasts longer than fresh ones which are out of season at the moment.
It's amazing what a single fruit can inspire. The pineapple has wonderful sculptural qualities, brilliant colours, an amazing texture and a bold surface pattern. These translate into an inspirational natural object which can be turned into all sorts of forms. It's no surprise that Matisse painted a pineapple; I like the idea that behind the hard, prickly exterior lies an exotic, intense interior - something like Matisse himself, if Hilary Spurling's book is anything to go by.
Pineapple and Anemones Henri Matisse (1940)
One of my favourite pieces in the Manchester City Art Gallery is the HUGE ceramic Queen Pineapple by Kate Malone. This has to be seen to be believed.
I am also very taken with the idea of a pineapple teapot, like this Staffordshire Creamware example which was made around 1760 (and probably costs more than all the tea in China). It would take an exceptionally generous wooer to buy this.
But I find myself inspired on a more domestic level. If I can't have the teapot, I could at least have a pineapple teacosy and my thoughts are turning to a kitsch, bright, beaded version with a burlesque topping of pointy leaves that Carmen Miranda might favour. I could pour tea from it to accompany a retro Upside Down Pineapple Cake complete with garish red cherries.
Or a fruity quilt? I bought the pineapple fabric (above) from equilter because I liked the graphic quality and the spaces, but I'm not so keen on all the overblown, hot-house prints that pineapples inspire. I'm thinking of a fruit theme rather than a Pineapple quilt (a complex-looking and sounding version of the Log Cabin pattern - Patricia Cox's book has some lovely examples), but I do admire the way the lines and fabrics cleverly form a spiky pineapple motif.
And who knew that there is practically a whole industry devoted to pineapple crochet? There are some really intricately beautiful pineapple designs (as opposed to pineapple stitch) and I just wish I had a grandmother willing and able to make me a few of these. Alternatively, should I have a few months to spare, I could always knit a pineapple afghan.
But, before I get carried away with pineapple possibilities, I must read The Pineapple: King of Fruits by Fran Beauman which sounds just...delicious.